"When I'm done with you, how about I take you to my morgue... you probably have some really interesting parts." - Masochus during his first encounter with Zolph Vaelor. His name speaks for himself, with a large dose of "sado-" added to it. Masochus is the least popular among the military out of all the Valkoran leaders. Aside from being insane enough to skin himself alive (including his muscles and reproductive organs), serving under this guy is a death sentence...if you're very unlucky, and you most likely will be. If he kills you or you die around him, he's going to reanimate your corpse as a temporary soldier and/or store it for use on his other "projects". Very little is known of Masochus' origins or how he developed his sadomasochistic streak. To add even further to his craziness, SPOILER TIME!!!: he is the only member of the Valkoran not to turn against Valkor when the Forceless Collective shows up during the Battle of Ockla Prime at the end of Book 2. END OF SPOILER!!! The main difference between him and a zombie is that this guy is still very much alive (I don't even know how he keeps his blood in). Because of his lack of muscles, he has to use the Force to move his own body like a marionette, so no lightsaber action from this psychopath. As for his mismatched clothing, let me just say that the brown parts weren't always brown. Your mileage may vary on how scary this guy is (mainly because he's mostly clothed), but you must admit that where his character description is concerned, there is nothing right about this guy.